Do I really need to go through the list of names in the Hotties folder?

I refuse to read any of the Twilight books, and even wrote Mac ranting about it in We Don't Die, which is extra funny 'cause Mac's a vampire in that story. Although I saw previews for the second Twatlight book before ZombieLand came on, and it almost looked cool enough to go see. Almost. What kept me grounded was, everybody so 'pale' they looked like they were two steps away from being mimes. That amused me.