Me personally, I like "What's the point of getting out of bed in the morning if you can't complain about how much sleep you got last night?"

And speaking of sleep... *goes* Gonna get up at the ass-crack of late-morning to go see the doctor and hope she'll clear me to return to the truck. And then I'm gonna come home, go back to bed, and not come out of my bedroom until after the evil icky sun goes down.