It'd be on mystery shows. The opening scene is this nice young couple camping out in the woods, but they start to get jittery when they hear a rustle in the bushes.
Turns out, it was the bushes. Then they're going to evolve so far that they become the dominant species on the planet, and they have to make their own law enforcement or otherwise they'll deplete all the resources, and when one plant murders another their CSIs examine the plant-corpse for DNA. "This one has traces of redhead, sir, and those are only found in zoos and private collections. There can't be that many people who have that much money and was connected to the victim."
"Except..."
"Sir, do you think...?"
"I do." *puts on sunglasses* "Mr. Peabody back. And he's weeding out the competition."
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Date: May. 27th, 2011 05:23 am (UTC)Turns out, it was the bushes. Then they're going to evolve so far that they become the dominant species on the planet, and they have to make their own law enforcement or otherwise they'll deplete all the resources, and when one plant murders another their CSIs examine the plant-corpse for DNA. "This one has traces of redhead, sir, and those are only found in zoos and private collections. There can't be that many people who have that much money and was connected to the victim."
"Except..."
"Sir, do you think...?"
"I do." *puts on sunglasses* "Mr. Peabody back. And he's weeding out the competition."
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"