Drool-worthy scene.

[whogeek]

Scene from Forrest Gump, where he and Bubba first meet Lt. Dan, and he's not wearing a shirt. **turns into a drooling puddle of goo**

Oh. God.

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[jetpack-angel.livejournal.com]

Clearly I need to email you my Hotties folder on my computer sometime. Divided into subfolders, one for each actor, arranged last-name first. And the hot pics are in the front of the folder. Er... actually, it's too big for me to email. *pouts*

Tell you what, send me an email at jetpack_angel@yahoo.com and I'll send back a bunch of smexy Gary pictures. Call it a late b-day present.

[jetpack-angel.livejournal.com]

He goes shirtless a lot, actually. In A Gentleman's Game, he plays a guy who likes to sit on the beach in shorts and a completely unbuttoned top. Which is all kinds of good for us.

You can see his ass in two movies, Ransom and Imposter. Ransom only gives you a split-second shot of one asscheek in a mirror though it's enough to convince me that he IS naked. I'm pretty sure he's also naked while he's reflected on the wall during the shower scene in Imposter, although there's a convenient glare on the wall that has so far defied any and all attempts I've made to remove the glare and clearly define it.

And I hope that's plenty of pics to last you a while.

[jetpack-angel.livejournal.com]

I done broke the whogeek, haven't I? *tentatively reaches forward with mop and paper towels*

[whogeek.livejournal.com]

I think my brain turned into nothing more than water for a moment there. And the rest of me is still trying to follow suit.

[jetpack-angel.livejournal.com]

The man is too damn hot to be (almost) 55. He's like Sean Connery: one of those rare men who seems to get better with age. Although the pics of Gary's younger years are still pretty damn hot.

[whogeek.livejournal.com]

One of his kids is my age, and he's older than my dad. And Sean Connery's voice can turn me into a quivering puddle of goo.

[jetpack-angel.livejournal.com]

Huh... would it be wrong of me to wonder if young Mac Sinise is single in the hopes that he grows up continuing to look just like his dad? Because, mmm, imagine being there to watch that chiseled jawline finish taking shape.

Gary needs to give the world more Sinise men. *nod* For the good of the gene pool. *nodnod*

[whogeek.livejournal.com]

I don't think so. ... Chances are he's not though. And you're frying portions of my brain. ... Well, more than they are already fried.

God yes.

[jetpack-angel.livejournal.com]

Poach. Better metaphor. And have you looked at the fanart I've done? It's on my webpage... though some of the ones on the bottom are a little basic and I dearly need to update them if I could just find The Pencil I Always Draw With, I think you'd still enjoy them.

http://sites.google.com/site/jetpackangel/artwork

[jetpack-angel.livejournal.com]

Did you notice the special thing about number 213? Hint: he appears to be a left-leg man.

*gleefully dances in circles, and promptly falls over* Remind me to stop bouncing in my chair until after I'm fully recovered from the fucking flu, please?

[whogeek.livejournal.com]

**explodes**

[jetpack-angel.livejournal.com]

*giggles to self and begins mopping* It's so nice to find someone else who appreciates a good Gary pic. Can you believe there are people out there who consider him elderly? Hell, I'd roll over for him in a heartbeat, and he's old enough to be my dad. Doubt he'd ever take me up on the offer, though, since he's married to his high school sweetheart and he's got kids just a couple of years younger than me. But I can dream, can't I?

[whogeek.livejournal.com]

Really? Ok, he's older than my dad, and in better shape. What about that says "elderly" to you? Yeah, I can agree with you on that count.

[jetpack-angel.livejournal.com]

For men these days, 40-50 appears to be the new 20, since it's either men in that 'mature' category or those barely-legal twinks that all the fangirls keep drooling over. To me, Robert Patterson or whatever his name is is so 'pretty' he's fugly, and it probably wouldn't take much for me to make him cry. Gimme a real man. Or a goddess like Melina.

[whogeek.livejournal.com]

gak. Sparkly vampire. God, I will forever regret the hours I threw away reading that first book. I made the effort to finish the first one, but swore I wouldn't TOUCH another once I got to the sparkly vamp bit. **shudders**

Or Gary Dourdan.

[jetpack-angel.livejournal.com]

Do I really need to go through the list of names in the Hotties folder?

I refuse to read any of the Twilight books, and even wrote Mac ranting about it in We Don't Die, which is extra funny 'cause Mac's a vampire in that story. Although I saw previews for the second Twatlight book before ZombieLand came on, and it almost looked cool enough to go see. Almost. What kept me grounded was, everybody so 'pale' they looked like they were two steps away from being mimes. That amused me.

[whogeek.livejournal.com]

No, probably not.

Yeah, I blame my friends for that. Damn twinkie book. Amazing thing is, they stopped reading shortly after. Yeah, I liked that bit. I'm pretty sure I almost snorted water on my laptop. I admit, the previews I've seen where the werewolves Change almost got to me. Until the next shot with twinkie-boy or whiny-girl in it.

[jetpack-angel.livejournal.com]

Hey, that's interfering with my enjoying Twinkies!

And I think it's about my bedtime. Tomorrow's laundry day, joy, and I have to change out of my "I'm sick and not leaving the house" clothes and go sit on somebody else's (Dad's) couch for a couple of hours. Bleh.

So, enjoy the pics, and I'll see ya 'round!