For men these days, 40-50 appears to be the new 20, since it's either men in that 'mature' category or those barely-legal twinks that all the fangirls keep drooling over. To me, Robert Patterson or whatever his name is is so 'pretty' he's fugly, and it probably wouldn't take much for me to make him cry. Gimme a real man. Or a goddess like Melina.
gak. Sparkly vampire. God, I will forever regret the hours I threw away reading that first book. I made the effort to finish the first one, but swore I wouldn't TOUCH another once I got to the sparkly vamp bit. **shudders**
Do I really need to go through the list of names in the Hotties folder?
I refuse to read any of the Twilight books, and even wrote Mac ranting about it in We Don't Die, which is extra funny 'cause Mac's a vampire in that story. Although I saw previews for the second Twatlight book before ZombieLand came on, and it almost looked cool enough to go see. Almost. What kept me grounded was, everybody so 'pale' they looked like they were two steps away from being mimes. That amused me.
Yeah, I blame my friends for that. Damn twinkie book. Amazing thing is, they stopped reading shortly after. Yeah, I liked that bit. I'm pretty sure I almost snorted water on my laptop. I admit, the previews I've seen where the werewolves Change almost got to me. Until the next shot with twinkie-boy or whiny-girl in it.
Hey, that's interfering with my enjoying Twinkies!
And I think it's about my bedtime. Tomorrow's laundry day, joy, and I have to change out of my "I'm sick and not leaving the house" clothes and go sit on somebody else's (Dad's) couch for a couple of hours. Bleh.
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Date: Nov. 5th, 2009 10:11 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: Nov. 5th, 2009 10:21 am (UTC)Or Gary Dourdan.
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Date: Nov. 5th, 2009 10:24 am (UTC)I refuse to read any of the Twilight books, and even wrote Mac ranting about it in We Don't Die, which is extra funny 'cause Mac's a vampire in that story. Although I saw previews for the second Twatlight book before ZombieLand came on, and it almost looked cool enough to go see. Almost. What kept me grounded was, everybody so 'pale' they looked like they were two steps away from being mimes. That amused me.
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Date: Nov. 5th, 2009 10:33 am (UTC)Yeah, I blame my friends for that. Damn twinkie book. Amazing thing is, they stopped reading shortly after. Yeah, I liked that bit. I'm pretty sure I almost snorted water on my laptop. I admit, the previews I've seen where the werewolves Change almost got to me. Until the next shot with twinkie-boy or whiny-girl in it.
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Date: Nov. 5th, 2009 10:35 am (UTC)And I think it's about my bedtime. Tomorrow's laundry day, joy, and I have to change out of my "I'm sick and not leaving the house" clothes and go sit on somebody else's (Dad's) couch for a couple of hours. Bleh.
So, enjoy the pics, and I'll see ya 'round!