Arguing with myself and ooh! Shiny!

Title: It's Easier With Friends who Understand (Even if Most of you Shouldn't Actually Know Each Other)
Series: Hacker Chatter
Author: whogeek
Fandom: Skyfall/Covert Affairs/Mission Impossible- Ghost Protocol/The Losers/Criminal Minds/NCIS
Characters/Pairings: Q, Auggie Anderson, Benji Dunn, Jake Jensen(/Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez), Penelope Garcia, Abby Sciuto
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 738
Warnings: Q is tetchy, some all of his friends are kind of crazy.
Genre: Gen, implied slash and pre-slash
Summary: Q has a bad agent day and needs to vent.
Author's Note: So after I saw Skyfall it didn't take long before I acquired a Q as a muse. Of course, my Benji muse wandered over and they started talking tech. After several re-watchings I had the idea of a group of tech people/hackers who commiserate with each other about crazy field agents. I had some difficulties deciding which hackers to include in this group and at some point I will probably write how they ended up setting up their private, super-secure chat. And how some of them forced their way in and were never really told to leave. And thanks to shanachie_quill for several of the in-chat names.


( Q is grumbling to himself... )

Author's Note the Second:

Q is Scrabble
          He is 007
Auggie is BlindMansBluff
Benji is FieldTech
          E is Ethan Hunt
          W is William Brandt
          The Phone is the phone from the end of MI4
Jensen is SupremeCommander
          C is Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez
Abby is GothGirl
Garcia is BabyGirl (even though she just gets a brief mention in this)
          S is Spencer Reid

Title: "Home is Where the Heart Spirit Is"
Author: whogeek 
Fandom: Hawaii Five-0
Characters/Pairings: Steve/Danny, Grace, Mary
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 8842
Warnings: Sillyness, fluff, Steve is emotionally constipated, kinda-sorta-not-really character death?
Genre: Supernatural, AU, Fluff, a bit of H/C
Prompt/Summary: Steve is a SEAL who gets hurt and ends up in a coma, but his spirit leaves his body and goes back to his house. A year or so Danny Williams, newly divorced father of one moves into Steve's house and gets the crap scared out of him when a pissed off Spirit Steve makes his presence known. Cue ghostly arguments and hilarity and Danny trying to get Steve back to his actual body.
Author's Note: I finished this on my posting day, so any spelling/grammar problems are my own. Thanks to shanachie_quill for being there for me every step of the way (again), proddng me when needed (again), and being willing to beta after I've posted (which means I'll be going back through to find whatever problems I accidentally left) who beta'd for me after I posted (so all my mistakes and extraneous commas are removed), and emocezi for the occasional prodding.  Also, it's really hard for me to get my muses to talk when I can't poke and prod them until they're annoyed enough that talking is less painful than continued poking.


( The first thing Steve notices... )

 Title: "Family Secrets"
Author: whogeek 
Fandom: Hawaii Five-0
Characters/Pairings: Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams, Grace Williams, 2 OCs
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 7,124
Warnings: None
Genre: Pre-Slash/Slash, family
Summary: Prompt 5 from the After Holidays Prompt Fest: Paranormal - Steve really is a seal. A selkie to be exact. Danny is uncomfortable in water because there are stories about his great grandmother being a selkie - childhood fears about being taken away maybe? Perhaps Danny is part selkie.
Disclaimer: Hawaii Five-0 does not belong to me.  Steve, Danny and all other recognized characters belong to CBS.  Rebecca and Ella are mine though.  Also, I've never been to Maine, any inaccuracies there are completely my fault.
Author's Note: So this isn't exactly what the prompt asked for, but the muses were insistent.  I hope the prompter likes it anyways.  Many thanks to shanachie_quill  for listening to me whine, ramble, flail and generally go nuts on her about this.  Also, for being a fantastic beta, especially when it comes to keeping to one tense and getting rid of all of the commas I didn't need.  I doubt I could have gotten this done without her support even especially when she really needed to tell me I was being a ridiculous idiot.

( The first time Danny's parents took him to the beach was when he was eight. )

Title: "Pancakes and Memories"
Author: whogeek 
Fandom: Hawaii Five-0
Characters/Pairings: Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams(pre-slash), Grace Williams
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,233
Warnings: Um, cuteness?  Also, some painful memories.
Genre: minor pre-slash, family, one-shot
Summary: Grace loves playing with Steve, and she really does mean well.
Author's Note: I don't own Hawaii Five-0, and if I did, the subtext would be a lot more blatant, or not subtext at all.  Inspired by a conversation with a friend about a little girl she babysits/nannies who was stealing noses and having her nose stolen.  >.>  My brain came up with this, which my muses are telling me falls into the same verse as "Nothing Better Than This".  Much love to shanachie_quill  for the beta job, and keeping my commas in line.  :D

( "What am I gonna do with you two?" )

Sooooo.... I claimed a prompt?  For the After Holidays Prompt Fest on stevedannoslash .  I am a glutton for punishment, considering I'm already writing 2 other H50 fics, one of which is Cliche!fic, and the other is some kind of monstrosity that is taking over my brain, A Losers Jensen/Cougar fic, and, probably oddest of all, a Virgil(Static)/Richie(Gear) fluff piece(from the kids' cartoon "Static Shock") for a friend's birthday over on DeviantArt.  

WHAT AM I THINKING!!  I'm a college student with little enough time for myself as it is, what with classes and homework and hanging out and clubs.  And if those aren't enough, there's at least four other stories rattling around, and various fandom muses I've picked up and aren't even giving me anything useful.  **pouts**  I'm just never going to sleep again.  Ever.  My life is nuts.

:D

Was bored, and biked down to blockbuster, and was mostly just wandering around looking at movies, kinda sorta trying to find Mirrormask(I didn't, btw), but I did find Tin Man.  So I rented the first "Volume" which is, basically, the first two parts.  And I adore Glitch.  So much. This is Glitch.  And DG, who is also pretty awesome.  But as much as I love Zooey Deschanel, Alan Cummings as Glitch just makes this so much better.  He's only got half a brain, and he has a zipper in his head from "having his marbles stolen" from him, and he tends to repeat himself, forget things/names/places, and is kinda ditzy, but so awesome.  I'm going to make a "Ha Ha!" icon with this picture.  :D  Also, I can't decide whether to ship Glitch/Cain, or Glitch/DG, because Glitch/Cain would be hilarious and kinda adorable, but Glitch/DG is really just adorable(and maybe slightly creepy, considering he was her mother's advisor, and is therefore lots older than her), and would generally be pretty kick-ass.

Also, he's pretty awesome in a fight.

The guy with the hat is Cain.

And it's just generally awesome because it's kinda a steampunk version of The Wizard Of Oz only, so much better than just a steampunk version of The Wizard Of Oz.

I want to hear John Barrowman singing "Puttin' On The Ritz" so bad.  I'm not even entirely sure why, just that I do, because it would be awesome.

Also, I should resist the urge to explore new fandoms.  The ones I have are plenty, despite the exceptionally strong urge to watch White Collar now.  Someone please tell me I should not do this.

Also, Cat!Dean has taken over my brain courtesy of taylor_serenil and I'm torn between begging her to write some, and writing some myself.  **headdesk**  Although, I am very excited for the new season of Dark Blue!!  Although, I should finish/post the story I've been writing, but I'm a bit lost as to a title for it.  I'm very bad at titles.  And I really want to get this thing posted, so I can stop agonizing over tiny little mistakes and futzing with it and actually get around to writing the second chapter, even though I don't even have a title for the whole thing yet.

And I need to work on the CSI story that jetpack_angel  said I could write in her We Don't Die universe, except that Grissom doesn't make a very good muse, because he doesn't talk, he just notices things, and Nick get's really nervous about the most random things to get nervous about, and it's really annoying.  And Greg rambles like me, because he gets excited/nervous/worked up in any way and that's just what he does.  **Bangs head against wall**

In other words, my head is a very noisy, but very unproductive place.